Faster Tests, Postponed Olympics & States on Lockdown | The Daily Social Distancing Show

A look at the day’s updates in the coronavirus pandemic, from faster tests finally rolling out in the U.S. and states addressing the mask shortage, to restrictions on going out in pairs in Germany and a postponed Tokyo Olympics. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah #DesiLydic
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  1. Michael Ham

    Michael Ham5 minutter siden

    I feel like trevor is less funny without the audience laughing.

  2. Troy Truong

    Troy TruongTime siden

    My 4 yoa nephew knows all states capital within a week after i bought him a US puzzle map. He can recite all states in abc order! I cant even name 3 states in order. Lol

  3. Debra Williams

    Debra Williams2 timer siden

    WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD OF BEEN A MOTHER WHO BABY SIT THEIR WHO KIDS, THAT'S HOW THE BABY SITTERS FEELS WHIL SOME FAMILY IS AT WORK. AND THEIR KIDS IS BEHAVING WITH BABY SITTERS, WHO IS TAKING CARE OF THEM....BY GIVING BABY SITTERS LOTS OF , STRESS AND BLOOD PRESSURE. ....CORONAVIRUS IS TEACHING MOST OF US PARENTS HOW IT FEELS WHEN TEACHERS OF THESE CHILDREN ALL DAY, BABIES, TODDLERS, INFANTS AND TEENAGERS....TRAIN UP KIDS PROPERLY AND WHEN THERE'S A CORONAVIRUS LIKE THIS, THE HOUSE WITH KIDS WILL NOT BE A ZOO OR WAR ZONES...CORONAVIRUS IS A LESSON TO TO EVERYONE TO APPRECIATE WHAT GOD GIVE. US ON EARTH OR GOD WILL DESTROY....EXACTLY WHAT GOD IS DOING. NO ONE APPRECIATE GOD ABOVE, OR THE LONG LIFE GOD GAVE MOST OF US. REMEMBER IS GOD, PUT US TO SLEEP AND WAKE US UP IN THE MORNING TO GO TO WORK AND HAVE A HEALTHY BRAIN, AND TO BE WISE WITH KNOWLEDGE....REMEMBER NO COUNTRY IS POWERFUL OR NO ONE ON EARTH OR MEN IS POWERFUL. BUT GOD THE MAN ABOVE... GOD IS VERY ANGRY WITH THE WORLD ON THE EARTH AND THE WICKED PEOPLE ON EARTH.

  4. Debra Williams

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    FRIGGING LYING CORRUPT NONSENSE PHARAOH THE LYING LEADER WRITING KIN JONG UN'S , THAT PHARAOH WILL IN THE CORONAVIRUS REALLY COMMANDER OF THIEF?????...PHARAOH THE COMMANDER OF THIEF CANNOT HELP USA AND ESPECIALLY NEW YORK CITY WITH ENOUGH VENTILATORS MUCH LESS...PHARAOH THE LYING COMMANDER WANT TO HELP ANOTHER COUNTRY WHAT FRIGGING BC...JACKASS...??????

  5. Debra Williams

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    PHARAOH THE LYING COMMANDER OF THIEF PHARAOH THE USA LEADER DOESN'T CARE ABOUT REPUBLICAN REPUBLICAN ROMNEY. HE IS SICK WITH CORONAVIRUS...THAT MEANS THE WHITE HOUSE IS CONTAMINATED WITH CORONAVIRUS. CORRUPT REPUBLICAN GOVERNMENT TELL THE TRUTH FRIGGING LIARS.

  6. Debra Williams

    Debra Williams2 timer siden

    TRUE THAT. NEW YORK CITY, NEEDS TO FRIGGING OFF THE FRIGGING STREETS AND FIND SOMETHING TO DO INSIDE THEIR HOME. DO BE OUTSIDE unless IS TYE SUPER MARRKETS, PHARMACY , OR GOING TO WORK, NURSES. OR NUSES AIDES, AND HOSPITALS. GET OFF THE FRIGGING STREETS AND STOP SPREAD CORONAVIRUS O. NEW YORK CITY STREETS...

  7. Jamie ModelVsDirector

    Jamie ModelVsDirector4 timer siden

    😭😭😭😂😂😂

  8. Aaron Seet

    Aaron Seet10 timer siden

    So she's the one who stole my t-shirt.

  9. Norm Ramspeck

    Norm Ramspeck10 timer siden

    Please fix your mic I can barely hear you

  10. Shannon C

    Shannon C15 timer siden

    Thank you so much for still being there, Trevor! It lightens things up and maintains the right kind of normalcy.

  11. Scorpius Jones

    Scorpius Jones15 timer siden

    Desi is freaking hilarious 😄

  12. Zo Lbz

    Zo Lbz15 timer siden

    lmao go play video games

  13. Elisabeth

    Elisabeth16 timer siden

    You ppl wanted kids, now CHOKE on them. I have a Rotti and I love being with him. I have a huge yard. A private beach near by. I take lots of naps. Treats. I love it. I was prepared for this forever

  14. Elisabeth

    Elisabeth16 timer siden

    Your accent is adorable

  15. ALarson323

    ALarson32317 timer siden

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="227">3:47</a> Correction: Jolly Green Giant would be out there selling his KIDNEY BEANS! Haha

  16. ABBAdeius

    ABBAdeius18 timer siden

    i want a drink- now!

  17. Lina Rathod

    Lina Rathod20 timer siden

    That

  18. Lina Rathod

    Lina Rathod20 timer siden

    It wount happen in kenya either...police acting like goons ...Trevor...u should touch on what

  19. mayankaism

    mayankaism20 timer siden

    #TrevorForPresident

  20. latropajaleosa

    latropajaleosa20 timer siden

    I am glad you are practicing solidarity. What the country needs is just another person looking for a lack of solidarity. As if you know everything... I can't watch you again!!!

  21. Lucy Yeager

    Lucy Yeager21 time siden

    Just shared the Desi video chat with my 9 year old - thanks for the belly laughs. I also wanted him to hear from an intelligent male role model - thank you Mr. Noah!

  22. Shivam Chaturvedi

    Shivam Chaturvedi21 time siden

    Just me or is Trevor's audio too low?

  23. Newton Newton

    Newton Newton21 time siden

    oh oh corona lolll

  24. Lanfeartyve

    Lanfeartyve22 timer siden

    I'm Desi!! Help me!

  25. MolecularPTSDNeuroscience

    MolecularPTSDNeuroscience23 timer siden

    Good day Mr. Noah, My name is Nicole and I am an undergraduate student who is also a researcher. I found this exciting opportunity for all researchers and people, to use their skills and volunteer to help other scientists working directly with COVID 19. I think this is wonderful, and I intend to volunteer my time. Let the scientific community band together, and do what we do best, use science to help the world. Even if your not a scientist you can still help volunteer! If you could share this on your show I feel it would help people in this time of crisis, maybe even mitigate social isolation one feels during social distancing. This would be really helpful to share and help each other. crowdfightcovid19.org/volunteers Thank you for your time and consideration Mr. Noah

  26. WolfMan831

    WolfMan831Dag siden

    The Tokyo Olympics getting delayed is sad since the games is the way for Japan to show how much they recovered from 2011 Earthquake, Tsunami, and Nuclear Diaster.

  27. Clara Freise

    Clara FreiseDag siden

    I am German and have never seen a person in lederhosen 😂

  28. mayan camera

    mayan cameraDag siden

    TREVOR ...u lighten up our lives and light up our days with funnies...love u much.. A NATIVE NEW YORKER

  29. bhram

    bhramDag siden

    I just watch his shows to hear his laughter. Its contagious ! 🤣

  30. EL Plagua

    EL PlaguaDag siden

    Look at all the reporter's reactions when they heard him take that classless cheap shot at Romney 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

  31. mob psych

    mob psychDag siden

    sounds kinda weird without the laughter in the background🤔😆

  32. Luis Alejandro Lopez Camacho

    Luis Alejandro Lopez CamachoDag siden

    Are those big balls behind Trevor just lamps?

  33. Suzanne Barzee

    Suzanne BarzeeDag siden

    He is such a goof. Love his silliness.

  34. MING LEE

    MING LEEDag siden

    Fuck the Corna virus

  35. Ady Dix9

    Ady Dix9Dag siden

    educational video with humour 😂👍🏻

  36. Kicki Free

    Kicki FreeDag siden

    Or can you imagine having Trump singing and dancing for us UGH! PUKE!

  37. Orpheus

    OrpheusDag siden

    Desi is just too precious for mankind XD

  38. Jennifer Thompson

    Jennifer ThompsonDag siden

    Trevor is awesome because I'm still laughing out loud without an audience. That is a true test of the writers' talent and his delivery of the material!

  39. 413stKrew

    413stKrewDag siden

    the last joke was a bit long , and not really funny . Also how are you going to go from importing most of the PPE to making it locally overnight. 90% of manufacturing is long since gone along with the logistics . Nothing is going to happen overnight even if you order it.

  40. who likes spaghetti?

    who likes spaghetti?Dag siden

    about that anosmia, it's correct, about 30% of covid patients reported loss of ability to smell this guy is really good informed

  41. Truth&Dogs Chell

    Truth&Dogs ChellDag siden

    Joe Biden says “ We can only vote for Trump “ 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🤣okay I will

  42. Kiah Totenkopf

    Kiah TotenkopfDag siden

    You think Trump ended his letter to North Korea with, “BTW, is Covid19 the Christmas present you threatened US with back in December?”😳

  43. Dan Palcu

    Dan PalcuDag siden

    Greetings from a surreal Brazil. Great place to find proof there is stupidity beyond the Trump boundary. But on the Italian approach to keep people in the house, check out the "dove cazzo vai?!" drone army, from the Messina township in south Italy. I wonder what they will call the Mafia. no-gos.info/video/mdyidJCZtJaJmKc.html

  44. ForEva Maeva

    ForEva MaevaDag siden

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="360">6:00</a> deadass tho 💀😂😂😂

  45. T Moore

    T MooreDag siden

    Funny show....

  46. Bailey Shay

    Bailey ShayDag siden

    LMAO “when you have a kid, you think you’re gonna spend an hour a day TOPS...i’m spending 24 HOURS a day with him. it’s a LOT” 😂😂😂

  47. who likes spaghetti?

    who likes spaghetti?Dag siden

    only 24 hours per day? shame on you

  48. annag cocl

    annag coclDag siden

    demand increase. That’s some team spirit!

  49. P Cuisine Lakay

    P Cuisine LakayDag siden

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂😂

  50. P Cuisine Lakay

    P Cuisine LakayDag siden

    We should all comment laughing faces to fill in for his audience lol on top of our comments lol it would be the best

  51. P Cuisine Lakay

    P Cuisine LakayDag siden

    Go Italy and DEFINITELY GO SPAIN'S POLICE LOL

  52. annag cocl

    annag coclDag siden

    Yea.... Desi is definitely drunk 😂😂🤣😂🤣. Thank you for keeping us laughing hard. #COVIDbeGone

  53. Gem Talks

    Gem TalksDag siden

    Funny how so many people are complaining about being stuck at home with THIER children. I dont understand it.

  54. Nuke Em

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    Death to America I never it will be true

  55. kinG iZZy

    kinG iZZyDag siden

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="598">09:58</a> *_lemme guess...from CHINA???_*

  56. Gem Talks

    Gem TalksDag siden

    Lol... you are right about that shit I can't imagine the Orlando Police getting out and playing in Pine Hills cuz it would play out just like you did it. "Shots fired!!!!" "Shooot heeer!!!"

  57. Gary Gare

    Gary GareDag siden

    how about the TP hoarders be compassionate and share. help eachother.

  58. Marty MC

    Marty MCDag siden

    How to cook 🐀 🐀 with a 🔍 🔎

  59. Victoria Rodriguez

    Victoria RodriguezDag siden

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="55">0:55</a> question. What should you do if that happens? Asking for a friend.

  60. Rohit Patel

    Rohit PatelDag siden

    @trevor In case of India, 1.3 billion people are under lockdown. Not just 100 million.

  61. Ariela Diaz

    Ariela DiazDag siden

    Hi Trevor! Here's a news story of some youth who were also concerned about the children not receiving meals every day and decided to do something about it: news.bahai.org/story/1405/

  62. Duane Ducharme

    Duane DucharmeDag siden

    Brilliant! Even more than usual. Love you man..

  63. Dennis Cha

    Dennis ChaDag siden

    Correction: Sea of Japan -> East Sea

  64. Natasha Penn

    Natasha PennDag siden

    Oof I've never related to Desi more than in this video

  65. Shirley Whitt

    Shirley WhittDag siden

    As I watch this video, I'm sewing cotton masks for a local hospital. They're not much to look at but I'm assuming they wouldn't ask for them if there isn't a need.

  66. SRoybal

    SRoybalDag siden

    Please add a laugh track :) I know it's odd but almost all sitcoms are edited with fake laughs anyway. I actually worked as a laugher a few times in LA :)

  67. Emerald bay

    Emerald bayDag siden

    Yea.... Desi is definitely drunk 😂😂🤣😂🤣. Thank you for keeping us laughing hard. #COVIDbeGone

  68. Metal King Studio

    Metal King StudioDag siden

    Trevor's American Mayor accent pleases me greatly.

  69. Vastavikta Gandhi

    Vastavikta GandhiDag siden

    At a point Trevor got real, and he looked like he was legit pissed at trump, I got hills bro

  70. Ashik Multimedia

    Ashik MultimediaDag siden

    "Cop" : put ur hand down!! 🤣🤣

  71. Cameron Gore

    Cameron GoreDag siden

    I would never walk in from of you like that Trevor Noah. I'd lay down in a puddle so you could walk over my body so you don't get your feet wet.

  72. Cameron Gore

    Cameron GoreDag siden

    Lol SHOTS FIRED!!!!!

  73. Abigail Dean

    Abigail Dean2 dager siden

    The saddest thing is to have a self-centered leader with a ego as large as pride and ego. Lord help us all.

  74. ALEX PINHERO

    ALEX PINHERO2 dager siden

    Being an Indian, I would say epic comment...!!✌️

  75. ريكاردو خيمينيز

    ريكاردو خيمينيز2 dager siden

    what lame jokes zzzzzz

  76. radha ramani vasam

    radha ramani vasam2 dager siden

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="856">14:16</a> that lady should n't have had kids/kid, she loves her life as an individual, I felt more sorry for the child, even though I should not be commenting about the Mom, not happy memories at all for the child,

  77. Anselmo Carrasco

    Anselmo Carrasco2 dager siden

    Keep up the good job trever pleas i know this may sound stupid but i truly belive the news from here than another place i still fact check with other sites but most of the time correct.....😂😂😝 i lost about the toilet papaer havimg so much to be pass down to my grandkids haha..😝😁

  78. Anon

    Anon2 dager siden

    It's 1 billion in India under lockdown, not 100 million.

  79. Mr. Shi

    Mr. Shi2 dager siden

    they should have added the laugh tracks

  80. Dulcinea Lord

    Dulcinea Lord2 dager siden

    Trevor's camera is always HD and everyone he calls is so low resolution xD

  81. Murtaza Bijani

    Murtaza Bijani2 dager siden

    Me literally sitting here with a half empty handle of vodka at 5am surrounded by at least 10 empty handles... ouch, Desi.... ouch

  82. gunnar koksnase

    gunnar koksnase2 dager siden

    ur german "accent" is probably ur worst...

  83. Willem Venter

    Willem Venter2 dager siden

    Asholle!!