CallMeCarson
CallMeCarson
CallMeCarson

hey guys it's me carson

The New Map of America
16:43

The New Map of America

2 måneder siden

Weird People in Discord
15:21

Weird People in Discord

4 måneder siden

Weird Pictures of Toilets 3
11:41
More Weird Youtube Channels
11:57
Intimidating Helpless Gamers
7:43
We Ordered An Illegal Game
11:05
Destroying Twitter Avatars
10:43
Weird People in Apex Legends
10:41
The Most Cursed Images 3
10:10

The Most Cursed Images 3

10 måneder siden

We Made A Cruise Ship
9:38

We Made A Cruise Ship

10 måneder siden

The Best of Tiktok
8:08

The Best of Tiktok

11 måneder siden

Weird Pictures of Food
6:38

Weird Pictures of Food

11 måneder siden

We're Bad at Smash Ultimate
6:54
The Filth of Fiverr 2
10:42
The Filth of Fiverr
10:14
Changes
3:31

Changes

År siden

Late Night Fortnite
7:26
CS:GO BUT FASTER
7:44
Sliding To Success
6:27
Carson Arson
6:27

Carson Arson

2 år siden

CS:GO YOUTUBERS 2
6:53
Carson Trianglehands
8:31
ABUSING FRIENDS IN CS:GO
10:11
CS:GO YOUTUBERS
6:49

CS:GO YOUTUBERS

2 år siden

CS:GO FUNNY GLOVE PUNS
0:42
Kommentarer
  1. Melinda Kocsi SCP-049 Plague Doctor Birb

    Melinda Kocsi SCP-049 Plague Doctor Birb11 minutter siden

    I think.

  2. Muri

    Muri35 minutter siden

    top 10 most overpowered anime characters

  3. Juan Camilo Paez Silva

    Juan Camilo Paez Silva37 minutter siden

    The most *CTWOD* images

  4. aye

    aye37 minutter siden

    3:55 partick thistle

  5. Lopunny Gamer

    Lopunny Gamer41 minutt siden

    He sounds like he just put helium in his mouth and talked normally...

  6. gacha 4 life XD

    gacha 4 life XD55 minutter siden

    1:08 I thought the same thing

  7. Craig Chaney

    Craig Chaney58 minutter siden

    Jawsh’a smii7y would make for a hilarious tattoo...

  8. Diamond Dog

    Diamond DogTime siden

    08:07 look at the down right corner

  9. Lord of the Plants

    Lord of the PlantsTime siden

    oh my god he's so baby

  10. cockers

    cockersTime siden

    you remind me of the little kid with glasses from santa claus 2

  11. Mantis Toboggan

    Mantis TobogganTime siden

    Carson always sounds like he’s about to laugh when he talks.

  12. Raine Cloud

    Raine CloudTime siden

    3:39 I'm sorry Carson... But that's not basketball. You are just passing the ball to each other.

  13. JBA TIGER

    JBA TIGERTime siden

    pianfil

  14. Sleiru

    SleiruTime siden

    Painful.

  15. Bvgthor

    BvgthorTime siden

    It’s cumin !

  16. Gluten free Borrito

    Gluten free BorritoTime siden

    Bruh, my friends just spit on me when i walk by them and they know im bad at English

  17. Allison Foster

    Allison FosterTime siden

    I love how there’s a glitch in the chat every time everyone claps or laughs

  18. John Wick

    John Wick2 timer siden

    What good content

  19. FFXG

    FFXG2 timer siden

    Everybody gangsta till the my neighbor totoro theme hit

  20. I want to Die

    I want to Die2 timer siden

    Hey guys i’m subaru outback

  21. CentralGamingHQ

    CentralGamingHQ2 timer siden

    Carson wth is that playlist in the bottom at 0:59?? anybody else see that?

  22. Jacob Jones

    Jacob Jones2 timer siden

    Carson please do a face reveal

  23. dulanSNACC

    dulanSNACC2 timer siden

    ”hi, this is me, i’m beautiful, as you can tell” is now my opening line when i enter a room

  24. Chef Indie

    Chef Indie2 timer siden

    You will never find the milk. This is Milquiem

  25. Genital Spanking

    Genital Spanking2 timer siden

    brujh im zooinked rn and im crying

  26. Mr BadAtNames

    Mr BadAtNames2 timer siden

    I almost chocked on my food because of sausage sammy

  27. I PLAY W.A.S.D

    I PLAY W.A.S.D2 timer siden

    Dude wtf it's been like 9 months till 1 million and i literally remember it like it was a month ago your channel is exploding i love you dude.

  28. Nate_ EGELHOFF

    Nate_ EGELHOFF2 timer siden

    These are elementary level questions i am sad for you

  29. Timothy Nicholson

    Timothy Nicholson2 timer siden

    Painful

  30. Mr. Grishling

    Mr. Grishling3 timer siden

    HOLY SHIT IT WORKED

  31. Taher Sameh

    Taher Sameh3 timer siden

    Me when I die: Me: what happened? Angel: *Gandhi took you to space*

  32. Doofensschmertz Evil Inc.

    Doofensschmertz Evil Inc.3 timer siden

    the mc breakfast improv tho...

  33. Griefer Bot

    Griefer Bot3 timer siden

    good lord

  34. tesla cybertruck

    tesla cybertruck3 timer siden

    Yo sorry im late i my graphics were still loading in.

  35. Will Geschke

    Will Geschke3 timer siden

    13:16 i lost my composure and started crying

  36. Oblivion Guard

    Oblivion Guard3 timer siden

    Big lion

  37. congobongo productions

    congobongo productions3 timer siden

    Wacky Duck Hunter sounded like Brian from Tekken lmao

  38. Super Nova64

    Super Nova643 timer siden

    he clearly likes it !

  39. Project Havoc

    Project Havoc3 timer siden

    What voice changer does that guy use lol

  40. Viktor Soerensen

    Viktor Soerensen3 timer siden

    1 hour and 20... And you made it about urself...

  41. Genital Spanking

    Genital Spanking3 timer siden

    you should watch my friends cursed channel lowkey, its Billy Bunyard 69420

  42. Some Random Cat

    Some Random Cat3 timer siden

    *meows*

  43. Anna Pęczek

    Anna Pęczek4 timer siden

    Sans world Sans world

  44. Kyle Bardic

    Kyle Bardic4 timer siden

    Reminds me of kyr speedy

  45. circa gameing

    circa gameing4 timer siden

    Carsen is calling himself his friend i know jou have friend problems but pleas

  46. Half-life fan 39

    Half-life fan 394 timer siden

    White people be like: 3:54 Black people be like: 3:59

  47. ChaseMyTail

    ChaseMyTail4 timer siden

    He clearly Hates it !!!!!!!

  48. Half-life fan 39

    Half-life fan 395 timer siden

    Dicsord

  49. Catboy JR

    Catboy JR5 timer siden

    Stubbing your toe is Hurtfull

  50. noodlechickensoup

    noodlechickensoup5 timer siden

    egg

  51. Aero Scope

    Aero Scope5 timer siden

    Should’ve mashed the keyboard when you were asked to spell “KEYBOARD.”

  52. isolde

    isolde5 timer siden

    im eating

  53. Deflated Banana Boat

    Deflated Banana Boat5 timer siden

    I'm deflating help Also Why would air fuck conditioner

  54. PLUSHii

    PLUSHii5 timer siden

    clearly! He it likes

  55. Yonoma 33

    Yonoma 336 timer siden

    Is it me or does Travis always sound like he just woke up from a wild friday night?

  56. Simon Krohn

    Simon Krohn6 timer siden

    *WHEN CEREAL HAVES NO MILK* *WHEN CEREAL HAVES MILK*

  57. Jordan Gavagan-Forde

    Jordan Gavagan-Forde6 timer siden

    The McDonald gag had me dead 💀🤣🤣😂

  58. HasPrivilege

    HasPrivilege6 timer siden

    bush

  59. The Black Hole from Interstellar

    The Black Hole from Interstellar6 timer siden

    Carson laughing at salad is a mood.

  60. Ryanz Gaming26

    Ryanz Gaming266 timer siden

    The Asian Patrick pretty much says “Fuck you nigga this is my ice cream”

  61. sHu redhawkk

    sHu redhawkk6 timer siden

    had lost it by 2:53 surprised I went that far

  62. Ricardo Milos

    Ricardo Milos6 timer siden

    Nigga

  63. Pex

    Pex7 timer siden

    Welcome to the 2.7 mil sub youtube channel of calmecarson

  64. Skwormy FatNuts

    Skwormy FatNuts7 timer siden

    Can you not upload every 2 months

  65. Ramses Alejandro Caraballo Alvarez

    Ramses Alejandro Caraballo Alvarez7 timer siden

    make the part 3

  66. Inefficient Liver

    Inefficient Liver7 timer siden

    2:13 *He’s speaking the language of the gods*

  67. Lotus Bora

    Lotus Bora7 timer siden

    i am breaking down mentally

  68. Chickennugget boidude

    Chickennugget boidude7 timer siden

    there was no my hope will never die meme in the washing machine part. I M A S H A M E D

  69. nozemi

    nozemi8 timer siden

    Кыргызстан

  70. Wreckless Bro's

    Wreckless Bro's8 timer siden

    "Look at that conehead" LOL

  71. Dark Wyvern

    Dark Wyvern8 timer siden

    NASA stands for Naked American Sexy Astronauts

  72. Card Board

    Card Board8 timer siden

    NEVERMORE

  73. N0th3r

    N0th3r8 timer siden

    I feel weird then someone calls travis because my real name is travis

  74. FR19 H0riz0n

    FR19 H0riz0n8 timer siden

    Painful.

  75. Sum dum Gui

    Sum dum Gui8 timer siden

    Does @traves smoke that stinky itky wiky oh oh ah ah green thing.

  76. Rorc Nedsnarb

    Rorc Nedsnarb9 timer siden

    It is plain to see he enjoys it

  77. Natalie Arauz

    Natalie Arauz9 timer siden

    This still is one of my favorite videos🤣

  78. z-amation 100

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    BIG LION 10:33

  79. z-amation 100

    z-amation 1009 timer siden

    CAN I GET THE SAUSAGE SAMMY 8:42

  80. Kubey

    Kubey9 timer siden

    TIL No one is funny

  81. XIOVI

    XIOVI10 timer siden

    where do they find these pictures cuz I can't find this stuff on google

  82. Aaris Cahill

    Aaris Cahill10 timer siden

    𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚜 𝚏𝚞𝚗

  83. Nolen Glonek

    Nolen Glonek10 timer siden

    He really likes it!

  84. freshcutbread

    freshcutbread10 timer siden

    Brainstorm take me away from the norm I got to tell you something this phenomenon I had to put it in a song and it goes like Whoa, amber is the color of your energy whoa, shades of gold displayed naturally you ought to know what brings me here you glide through my head blind to fear and I know why whoa, amber is the color of your energy whoa, shades of gold displayed naturally Whoa, amber is the color of your energy whoa, shades of gold displayed naturally You live too far away your voice rings like a bell anyway don't give up your independence unless it feels so right nothing good comes easily sometimes you gotta fight Whoa, amber is the color of your energy whoa, shades of gold displayed naturally launched a thousand ships in my heart, so easy still it's fine from afar, and you know that whoa, brainstorm take me away from the norm whoa, I got to tell you something 311 Amber

  85. Andrew Boccasino

    Andrew Boccasino10 timer siden

    I looked this up to see if it had be done by anyone yet. Some of the shit you see on pornhub is fucking hysterical.

  86. Elijah Shells

    Elijah Shells10 timer siden

    5:37 I'm still dying. 😆

  87. Meme Squad

    Meme Squad10 timer siden

    2:09 should’ve done that with the I’m gonna say the n word meme

  88. I like stuff, you heard me

    I like stuff, you heard me10 timer siden

    It's been 6 months and he has gained a million subs

  89. Mr. Original

    Mr. Original11 timer siden

    The moment the character missed the basketball shot and then started default dancing, it was a wrap for my lungs.

  90. Mr. Original

    Mr. Original11 timer siden

    Yes... the video I'd searched for all this time. And now I get the reference...

  91. Evan Walschburger

    Evan Walschburger11 timer siden

    Intro music???

  92. 1998 Toyota Corolla

    1998 Toyota Corolla11 timer siden

    Skrt

  93. metticandy

    metticandy11 timer siden

    Cum.

  94. Nyctophile

    Nyctophile11 timer siden

    lol i'll be back when i turn 18 in 3 days

  95. Pokesalt

    Pokesalt11 timer siden

    My brother's friend wrote as his 'I could write my essay on (my brother's) forehead and still not reach his hairline.' *our school stopped yearbook quotes after that :/*

  96. koi cartoon

    koi cartoon11 timer siden

    *moyai*

  97. First Name Last Name

    First Name Last Name11 timer siden

    I think he likes it

  98. John Coffee

    John Coffee11 timer siden

    He clearly likes it!!!

  99. Glade Kool

    Glade Kool12 timer siden

    I was their everyday besides Thursday I have the cards of em

  100. Brody Bazzini

    Brody Bazzini12 timer siden

    Freddie, my boy, what've they done to you?